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Though forever sober,...

Though forever sober, nevertheless numbskull of mine throbs

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

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Humans, humans, humans

(NSFW)

Humans, humans, humans

Mass plundering, raping, beheading, that’s human behaviour
Over and over and over we repeat history...

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Sophistication of sinister...

Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
...

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Spirit and sponsor sane...

Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...
New Brunswick, Newfoundland...

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Happiness is a new wireless...

Happiness is a new wireless mouse

I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned...

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drought reigns supreme...

drought reigns supreme across much of the United States...,

where sorely needed precipitation
necessitates affected population
to perform a collective...

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Poetic letter Putin the...

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

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Eagerly awaiting until many...

Eagerly awaiting until many tomorrows...

to become affianced to the grim reaper,
who never promised me a rose garden
nor crystal clear...

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Hooray for Captain...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho...

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Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

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No objection to cold...

No objection to cold weather, but...

ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie...

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Number forty seven - White...

Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

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A living hellish nightmare...

A living hellish nightmare...

only just began early today
November 6th, 2024,
when my eyes frightfully espied
...

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PICK YOUR DON'T

PICK YOUR DON'T

He had a Don't...

She copied his Don't...

If you were lucky...

You didn't hear them...

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As lobbyist for self...

As lobbyist for self...

I politely ask for uncontested support
campaign contribution promoting me
an aging...

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Immune system boosted, and...

Immune system boosted, and bolstered...

analogous to hatches being
battened down
courtesy COVID-19 12+
(Pfizer only) and Flu...