Abduction

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Variations On A Theme...

of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter
wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter.

Ach'n (ache...

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Balmy january fifth two...

pardon moi as I self plagiarize
with slight modifications
cuz following words written
...

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Akin twin invisible...

Akin twin invisible presence coaxing...paranormal

Action across ouija board
herald Faustian bargain
as fingers of left hand appear to move...

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Apology to the missus at...

first day of January
two thousand and twenty three.

While the wife then in the process...

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A definite bonehead moment

A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe
made laughing stock of himself
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
...

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Please help yarn hexed door...

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry...

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Overwhelm Her Psyche

Overwhelm Her Psyche

maybe I am insane
overwhelm the psyche
to distract from what’s been done to me
an...

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While daydreaming about...

as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

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CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG...

CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection

No aversion nor embarrassment
admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting
poetic endeavor...

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Angel of mercy please...

Angel of mercy please intercede

Weakest most lame specimen
among human breed
control of my life I willingly concede
...

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Almost three years ago from...

Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022

self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!

Ably cane resign eternal...

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I awkwardly, ineptly, and...

whereat purposefulness rarely gained traction

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...