Abduction

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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I loathe feeling under the...

I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...

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Mine psyche riddled with...

Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk

Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
...

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Bane of dyschezia

Bane of dyschezia

Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth...

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As a resident of...

As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...

Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting...

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Collisions between yours...

Space at a premium
in our apartment
lettered and numbered b44
at Highland Manor,...

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Harriet Harris circa...

untimely death sentence ordained
approximately six months prior
to mother dearest celebrating...

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Free association comprises...

Free association comprises ratiocination...

Bonafide catatonic doggedness,
nevertheless this stubborn stoic poet writ
afore and another...

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Worry knot chokes out the...

I know from personal experience
the foolhardiness of
courting, flirting, honeymooning......

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Doomsday Clock minute hand...

Doomsday Clock minute hand...

hovers over 100 seconds to midnight
as of January 2022,
which apocalyptic prognostication...

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Cybersurfing netizen...

analogous to a fish out of water

Cybersurfing netizen flounders...

Ever since being a little gull hubble buoy,
I bobbed (while donning square pants)
like spongy...

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Coloring smiling faces...

and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches

Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth,

Swarthy, spooky, scary carved
pumpkin faces thickly materialized
out of thin air
as...