Abduction

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering...

Planet earth has dimmed its light on humanity
It has allowed alien negativity to land
Demon...

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even...

while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger...

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

I thought I'd write a poem,
About flowers on a summer's day.
Then I imagined something else...

In your arms I find my seduction
in your eyes I see only my reflection
As we dance together...

Move over Linus
Van Pelt of Peanuts fame,
cuz yours truly
also psychologically lame...

Police sirens wail doth punctuate the air
ear splitting soundclouds blare
another typical...

A mermaid's heart is as cold as ice,
Her lullaby song for all to entice.
Softly luring a...

At the seaside you can now finally relax,
Feels so good to escape the stuffy city.
But slowly...

It is my favourite time of year,
The lambing season I hold so dear.
They think their flock is...

I suddenly became aware
(although rooted motive not clear)
avoiding self castration ere...

I'm glad you disappeared, now I'm free again,
they said that you were abducted by aliens,
...

May you find peace and love
May your days be filled with the company of friends
People that...

Haint no rhyme nor reason
why writing a poem such an arduous chore
twenty two days afore...

Heretofore stuffing said scandalous fête
worst day of year turkeys do hate
though vegan...