Abduction

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Mr Wolf

Mr Wolf

It is my favourite time of year,
The lambing season I hold so dear.
They think their flock is...

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Mine shaved spindle shanks...

Mine shaved spindle shanks indistinguishable from plucked chicken

I suddenly became aware
(although rooted motive not clear)
avoiding self castration ere...

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Disappearing

I'm glad you disappeared, now I'm free again,
they said that you were abducted by aliens,
...

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Christmas Past

Some wistful longing

Christmas Past

May you find peace and love
May your days be filled with the company of friends
People that...

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Deep within throes of...

Deep within throes of writer's block cerebral cortex feels frozen to the core

Haint no rhyme nor reason
why writing a poem such an arduous chore
twenty two days afore...

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Gobbledygook about Thanks...

Gobbledygook about Thanks Taking formerly known as Thanksgiving

Heretofore stuffing said scandalous fĂŞte
worst day of year turkeys do hate
though vegan...

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Inevitable demise courtesy...

Inevitable demise courtesy grim reaper

Since advent of Homo sapiens
objection overruled against immortality
all across millenniums...

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Lamenting appalling...

nonagenarian father experiences at Normandy Farms

Lamenting appalling heartbreaking mistreatment...

Though dead, I gauge
these past one hundred and four plus months
linkedin with Gregorian...

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Being proactive after...

Being proactive after getting hoodwinked

(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness,
especially after adjusting following...

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Is there anyone out there ?

Is there anyone out there ?

Cosmofunnel why are you slacking.. the monthly winner event is lacking..what has happened to the lot of...

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The fact is we have all...

The fact is we have all been that girl 

The fact is we have all been that girl

That girl who drunk to much

That girl who went home...

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Aye passively plead death...

(alternately titled: Typical daily mindset today – July 17th,...

Aye passively plead death to please release me from agonizing clutches

The following words
mostly unredacted, nevertheless finessed
for curbed poetic/prosaic appeal...

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The Perpendicularness of...

Expunging the Briefs.

The Perpendicularness of Horizontal.

Where I come from, there is an ancient practice called Spungling. It involves varnishing things until they...

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Welcome, Guests

Based on Hotel California

Welcome, Guests

it’s a course of confrontation,
tomfoolery with twists.
Moderately methodical,
with a...

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Poetic justice

True declared independence

An infinite nine that hate but love so lusts true thin line
A heart with crossed old to new so...

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THE FIRST SCREAMING ECHO

GATHERING FLESHY THOUGHTS

Amongst the voices of the dead
overheard an echo
once bled
as in birth, it fled...