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I wax poetic as lifeblood...

I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly doth wane

Mine body electric analogous
to Google map pronounced
with arteries and countless varicose...

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Almost three years ago from...

Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022

self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!

Ably cane resign eternal...

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I awkwardly, ineptly, and...

whereat purposefulness rarely gained traction

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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Mother Goose would find her...

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

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I loathe feeling under the...

I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...

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Cherry Tree Music Co-op

Cherry Tree Music Co-op

alternately titled instant infatuation:
a moment of spontaneous spunk
instantaneously...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine late boyhood
when unstoppable coded
cellular processes did segue
I...

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Doomsday Clock minute hand...

Doomsday Clock minute hand...

hovers over 100 seconds to midnight
as of January 2022,
which apocalyptic prognostication...

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Cybersurfing netizen...

analogous to a fish out of water

Cybersurfing netizen flounders...

Ever since being a little gull hubble buoy,
I bobbed (while donning square pants)
like spongy...

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Argh daylight savings time...

Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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À propos preponderant...

posited puzzling apt aperçu...

While pondering particular
theme to address
amidst tangled wide, whirled
webbed mental...

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In the manse market for a...

Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park...