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Dirty Linen

Few men know pain like a poet knows pain
nothing craves sky like a kite ..
Yet the very...

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Why Not Just Call It a Day

I don’t want to push my luck and
break this fragile
run of rare good fortune we have
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Only son forsaking his...

Only son forsaking his filial promise to father on his deathbed

After papa succumbed
to congestive heart failure
October 7th, 2020 yours truly
...

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What formerly got...

What formerly got celebrated as adventitious age of exploration...

1492 unleashed, jump/
kick started, and downloaded
a bittorrent götterdämmerung
...

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Ruing the emotionally...

The following poetic account
written more'n a dozen dirty dancing decades ago,
while I (a...

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Rather than contact tech...

Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,
cuz prohibitive costs charged by...

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Reprobate fictional...

Reprobate fictional schnorrer...

Who never did a lick of work
gifted lifelong entitlement,
yet possessed webbed wide world...

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Daiya vegan non dairy...

Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on...

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to captcha infinitesimal moment

alternately titled: tick tock runneth amuck
seconds elapse imperceptibly
leaving me...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable...

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste...

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Increase In Head Size

Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion
flitting hither and yon, to and fro
within cranium...

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Inapropos trois faux pas...

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling...

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Steer free and clear by a...

the warning words website not secure

Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles...

nearly left writer of these words piss poor.

usually linkedin with pornography websites
lest...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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Aloof brother concedes duty...

Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted,
jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning
numbness overlaid...

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Most mind boggling...

Most mind boggling mysterious mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat

Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing...