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Santas Present.

Woke up this morning forgetting it was Christmas day.

Sleepily walked to my living room, and there...

Poem -

Don't Know What To Think.

Love said God.

Hate said the Devil.

Peace said the pacifist.

War said the terrorist...

Poem -

No More.

No woman.

No newborn.

No humans.

No rich.

No poor.

No wars....

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Poem -

Suicide Jumper. It's...

Been there.

Done it.

Did not enjoy it.

Please think again.

Said the unhappy...

Poem -

The Wife Wouldn't Be...

Lipstick on my collar.

Ladies underwear in my pocket.

Scent of Chanel 55 on my body....

Poem -

Turns.

Light turns to darkness turns and yells boo, I scream ahhh, darkness does scare me.

Love turns to...

Poem -

tasty-less

Man can't live by bread alone.
A little bit of.
Strawberry jam and butter.
Does help...

Poem -

New Lease Of Life.

Tart me up and make me look sexy.

Tart me up so the ladies will like me.

Tart me up but...

Poem -

Annabel.

Annabel Annabel from grace you have fell.
Once an angel from heaven, now a scarlet from hell....

Poem -

Two Faced.

I look in the mirror and let out a scream, i see the face of the devil, please oh please let this be a...

Poem -

Why Not.

Why not.
Waste not.
And you will.
Want not.
Dont say you.
Can not....

Poem -

Drink Up.

I feel used and empty.
Said the beer glass.
To the barman.

I'll give you a wash....

Poem -

Dont Make Sense.

Dont bite
The hand
That arms you.

Said the
Politician
To the
...

Poem -

Writing on Empty.

My pen is nearly out of ink.

The ink it does greedily drink.

Its the only one that i have...

Poem -

Clan.

How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to.
Look up his kilt and if he's got a quarter pounder...

Poem -

tiny wings to fly.

tiny wings to fly.

I wonder what my Fetus felt
The moment that it died
Tiny heart...