Woke up this morning forgetting it was Christmas day.
Sleepily walked to my living room, and there...
Love said God.
Hate said the Devil.
Peace said the pacifist.
War said the terrorist...
No woman.
No newborn.
No humans.
No rich.
No poor.
No wars....
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Been there.
Done it.
Did not enjoy it.
Please think again.
Said the unhappy...
Lipstick on my collar.
Ladies underwear in my pocket.
Scent of Chanel 55 on my body....
Light turns to darkness turns and yells boo, I scream ahhh, darkness does scare me.
Love turns to...
Man can't live by bread alone. A little bit of. Strawberry jam and butter. Does help...
Tart me up and make me look sexy.
Tart me up so the ladies will like me.
Tart me up but...
Annabel Annabel from grace you have fell. Once an angel from heaven, now a scarlet from hell....
I look in the mirror and let out a scream, i see the face of the devil, please oh please let this be a...
Why not. Waste not. And you will. Want not. Dont say you. Can not....
I feel used and empty. Said the beer glass. To the barman.
I'll give you a wash....
Dont bite The hand That arms you.
Said the Politician To the ...
If you want to know more of my story about what I went through Ask me? Ask if I know? I'm the new ask.com....
My pen is nearly out of ink.
The ink it does greedily drink.
Its the only one that i have...
How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to. Look up his kilt and if he's got a quarter pounder...
tiny wings to fly.
I wonder what my Fetus felt The moment that it died Tiny heart...