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New Lease Of Life.

Tart me up and make me look sexy.

Tart me up so the ladies will like me.

Tart me up but dont over do it.

Tart me up like they do in the movies.

You've tarted me up, now let me look in the mirror.

Holy Jesus i look younger and fairer.

Start me up I'm not getting any younger.

Heart me up make it pump stronger and faster.

Flirt me up so i can chat to the ladies.

Fart me down i dont want to start smelling.

Now I'm ready to hit the town.

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