Abort

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Sometimes

Life is so difficult

Sometimes

Sometimes
I stay silent
because
no words can
explain what's
going on in...

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Damn them computer hackers...

Damn them computer hackers...

nothing but persistent
pesky sniveling, snot nosed
beastie boy buggers.

Data breach...

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Trumpeting and...

Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person...

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I live in a world of brutal...

I live in a world of brutal ice and cold

Despite the temperature being five below...
these fingered handy limbs
awash with profuse...

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Omnipresent lurch toward...

Omnipresent lurch toward authoritarianism...

The views and opinions herewith extemporized to spur discourse with me, or to be mindful when exercising...

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Silence reigns supreme in...

Silence reigns supreme in my reich

No don (except me)
doth trumpet within the aborted
barren reach of freedoms within expansive...

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Impoverished courtesy scam...

Impoverished courtesy scam artists Harvey Specter

Entrapment videre licet fiendish
gnarly hustling scheme erector -
sent me to the poor house,...

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Soul of skeptic writhes...

Soul of skeptic writhes with agonizing torture (like a burning man) in Dante's Inferno

Self immolation as sacrificial bleating lamb
promises eternal martyrdom
awaiting voluntary...

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Mein kampf synonymous as a...

Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest...

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Lovely enchantress of...

Lovely enchantress of cyberspace

Betwixt and between us
lies an immense untraversable realm
of never knowable forbidding...

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Eminent domain, manifest...

Eminent domain, manifest destiny, usurpation...

Maternal grandfather of mine
long since passed among the living;
He left his Motherland...

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Where art thou unknown...

Where art thou unknown spellcaster?

If in fact such a female and/or male exists
an insufferable existence clamors for surcease
...

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Baseless incriminations...

Baseless incriminations heaped upon head of missus...

courtesy evil ferocious wraithlike grimace

Acrimonious scurrilous words
flew out the mouth...

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Fraught as an extremely...

Fraught as an extremely socially anxious younger person...

hashtagged introvertedness trademark
silently exorcised, ostracized, and vilified
Impossible...

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I wanna trade in my stubby...

I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,...

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Reaffirming marital...

Reaffirming marital covenant chaste away errant infidelity

Whereby I confessed being guilty
impossible mission to escape accusation
of prurient...

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Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

poise zen dystopian rant

Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate
sinister debacle that will...