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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium...

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February 13th, 2023 - old...

February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch

Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I
experienced genesis as...

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Leaving a book incompletely...

Leaving a book incompletely read tantamount to being sacrilegious

Preface:
On February 4, 1861,
the seven states that had seceded
by this point convened...

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No immunity for trumpeting...

Don not misperceive me as die hard donkey!

No immunity for trumpeting donkey kong!

The wheels of justice might turn slow,
but...fear not those Dom (men knows)
minions...

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Please Michelle Obama...

Please Michelle Obama...

can you save American democracy?

I highly hugely grant
Barack Hussein belated kudos
...

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Neigh say being corralled ...

Neigh say being corralled & cult shod

"Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis"
translation = thus always I
bring death to tyrants.”...

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Grim reaper forever...

Grim reaper forever guaranteed eternal plentiful harvest

the following written
for no particular rhyme nor reason
quite aware the exit (stage door...

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Hunger wrought a haunting...

Hunger wrought a haunting spectre

Deprivation of adequate nourishment
particularly during critical years of puberty
one factor...

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Twenty first century...

Twenty first century civilization gone?... I askew.

Ah... what luxury to wax poetic
as freedom to trumpet thoughts,
ideas, emotions, et cetera...

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Goodbye and good riddance 2023

Goodbye and good riddance 2023

Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM....

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Facebook messenger friend...

Facebook messenger friend requests maybe giant bots in disguise

Synthesizing aesthetically comely humans
to market, prostitute and capitalize
fore skin...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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Sleep Cosmo

Sleep Cosmo

This the era of sleep
Eyes filled with glue
Numb bed sore snooze
Monolithic head upon...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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Psychologically still thirteen

Psychologically still thirteen

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...