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Hunger wrought a haunting...

Hunger wrought a haunting spectre

Deprivation of adequate nourishment
particularly during critical years of puberty
one factor...

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Twenty first century...

Twenty first century civilization gone?... I askew.

Ah... what luxury to wax poetic
as freedom to trumpet thoughts,
ideas, emotions, et cetera...

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Goodbye and good riddance 2023

Goodbye and good riddance 2023

Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM....

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Facebook messenger friend...

Facebook messenger friend requests maybe giant bots in disguise

Synthesizing aesthetically comely humans
to market, prostitute and capitalize
fore skin...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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Sleep Cosmo

Sleep Cosmo

This the era of sleep
Eyes filled with glue
Numb bed sore snooze
Monolithic head upon...

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black née Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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Psychologically still thirteen

Psychologically still thirteen

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

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One generic baby boomer, (a...

offers his interpretation of critical race theory

One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

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Come post presidential...

Come post presidential election 2024...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

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Holly day cheer, oy vey

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...

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Time bracketed between

Time bracketed between

December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents...

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Pendulous predilection per...

Pendulous predilection per procreative proboscis

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

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Off kilter

Off kilter

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

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Husband for sale at holiday...

Husband for sale at holiday discounted price

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...

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Prune juice as effective...

Prune juice as effective emetic

Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,...