Absence

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
...

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Please help yarn hexed door...

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry...

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While daydreaming about...

as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

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CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG...

CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection

No aversion nor embarrassment
admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting
poetic endeavor...

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No Roof For Reindeer

The celebrated sailing frog
from Montgomery County
went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad...

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Darkness

Darkness

Isolate and stay quiet,
In the darkness is always silent,
It is the one place I feel safe,...

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Almost three years ago from...

Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022

self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!

Ably cane resign eternal...

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I awkwardly, ineptly, and...

whereat purposefulness rarely gained traction

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Dickens Christmas carol...

Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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Mother Goose would find her...

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

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Taking Today's...

Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time

This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though...

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I loathe feeling under the...

I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...