Acceptance

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HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME

HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME

I know it's too late to turn around or back up...

​​​​​​Many understand I'm an On Forward type...

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Rank Order

Don’t think for one moment
you might be second best ..

That would be, ridiculous .....

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Spring with me lettuce roll

Spring with me lettuce roll

Argh...i moost take a jet, train, auto to boot
n travel countless miles to quench me thirst
...

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2025?

2025?

We're doing it...

A lot of people have died in the last three years...

​​​​​​Not us......

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LIPSTICK ON A PIG

Great News

LIPSTICK ON A PIG

It's an Election Year coming up!

Why is that important?

Gas prices are going to come down...

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Put The Bolt On ( Horse )

Put The Bolt On  ( Horse )

We went riding, my friend had a feisty black mare,
unaware of his fate, so casual, he didn't really...

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WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE IT?

Laugh because, you think it's funny...

Laugh because, you chose to live it?

​​​​​​Laugh...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

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Blue And Green

Blue And Green

When we learn
To offer hands
We’ll understand
Our same hearts...

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Dress Up

Dress Up

Mental mess
no time to confess

I hate who I am
so I play dress up

Easier to...

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Undiagnosed

Appointmentless

Undiagnosed

Mentally poor, I’m fed up psychologically and starving internally, chemical imbalances, past trauma, self...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

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WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN

Your wish came true...

I'm very happy for you...

I hope you get all you deserve...

...

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IN REVERSE

IN REVERSE

Has there ever been a time that a wrong decision was definitely the wrong decision?

Was it one of...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...