Achievement

Please tell me this was a paid advertisement...

What they'd be selling I don't know......

A review of history,
shows socialism and communism do not work,
when I promoted social...

Audio recording

Schwenksville scribe set himself task
re: expresses glad tiding
forthwith for public views...

When I was small, I wished I could go to the stars,
I wanted to see what spring was like on jupiter...

Spurred by mother dearest
as well as other politesse
drummed into her second born
...

Jean Paul Gaultier reminded me of subtlety and love,
after all, it must have been scent from heaven...

We skipped the light fandango, turning cartwheels 'cross the floor,
no one knew who wrote the song,...

Fear eats at my certainty,
Tightening stomach and clenching hands
Fight or flight, I just...

While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe...

Lay alone in absent darkness, naked pillow by my side.
The only sound I can hear are my tired...

What's worse than a smart-assed lawyer - a failed one,
how about working nights - not good said and...

When I grow up I want to be a fireman,
I want to be a footballer and score goals,
let's be...

We must avoid 'nil pois' (no points) in Eurovision Song Contest,
but since UK left Europe, we're no...

regarding birthday anniversary
wicked candle box event burns bright
for Karl Marx,
who...

Hey, whoever would have
guessed ..
When I first slipped off
your dress ..
That...