Adventure

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The Doorbell

Please stop calling me on your text phone messages
As I will not answer your calls
You have...

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Sink or Swim (7-22-22)

Sink or swim
lose or win
I see you're making your light very dim

Wonder why what's...

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Mein kampf analogous to one...

Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment

Heavily punctuated - hyphen
to embellish poetically
with bracing circumspection,
I...

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Espousing irreverent greed

Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning...

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I posit picayune...

I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management

Most favored renter status imposed on us
i.e. meaning myself;
(one tarnished prince of...

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Another Time

As my breathing is faint from panting through the forest
Of my mind swelling on thoughts of passion...

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SAVE YOU A SEAT IN PARADISE


If I get to paradise before you I'll save you a seat
It's clear to me we're not so good on...

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An English castle 💙

An English castle 💙

Up cobbled slopes stoney and steep, I am on the top turret of the coastline castle keep

I look at...

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Getting linkedin with...

Getting linkedin with meaningful friends of yore

While idling away the precious minutes
tapping into the wide whirled web
a smattering of...

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Detailing delicate...

otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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Awaiting Rescue By Good Ole...

Awaiting Rescue By Good Ole Extraterrestrial Homeboys

Cuz existence among Homo sapiens
extremely intolerable prospect
particularly sharing planet...

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DEAD BIRD

Woke up this morning
Dark cloudy miserable rainy day
Please God keep misfortune away...

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Poem revised Memorial Day...

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an...

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Class Reunion Gone Wrong

Since when do we still look like we did twenty years ago let alone forty
I will tell you how it goes...

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Wild goose chase

Wild goose chase

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

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Our Daily Bread Community...

Our Daily Bread Community Food Pantry

The spouse betook monthly outing
today May 4th, 2022
to 3938B Ridge Pike,
Collegeville...

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Ice age cometh moot point

Ice age cometh moot point

No matter unseasonably
blustery March like weather
prevails across my neck of the woods...