Amusing

I want to show you something, but you have to sit on your feet. What? DUCK, BEND OVER, whatever, you have...

Sparrow, Heidi's on the phone. I've been expecting her call. Is it all right if she comes over? That's fine...

Hello is Sparrowsong there? Yes who's calling? My name is Raymond I got one of her business cards. Hold on...

Sparrowsong, The letter you wrote for me is good, but you left out some very important facts. I don't think...

I need to help her with her letter. REMEMBER, IT'S ABOUT HER AND HER DJ! Oh me, oh my. God please tell me...

HELP ME I'M STUCK! Sparrow? I'm in here. Where? I can't see you. Look up. Way up. What are you doing...

Must I remind you again. Check the facts before trying to throw me under the bus. I contacted The Wizard of...

Do you want to see what I've done so far? Do I need a drink or something first? Now, that you mentioned it...

Sparrow what's all that racket? I'm just making a sign. A sign? Yes it reads Please Pardon My Mess under...

NOW HIRING! Seeking a good hearted person also must be a bird lover. Needs to have patience, Moments for...

Good thing I experienced hypothermia already. Don't Panic. Extremely Cold. It was alright until the door...

TA DA! Sparrow take a bow. What are you doing you crazy bird? I'm practicing. I see. I mean, I hear that. I...

Sparrow, can you come here a moment? Be right there. Oh No. I just know this can't be good. Before you say...

1. You know when they change D.J's.

2. You start to get an ulcer.

3. You ask God if that's...

Whoosh!

Sparrow! What in the world are you doing? Too Much Love Way To Fast? Yeah For Real. I read...

Can we talk? Well of course Sparrow. What's on your mind? Well, I was wondering how did you do that? How...