Funny

On a couch he'll slouch,
Resting his bones while he rolls,
Vibing with music as he smokes,...

This is for the one who asked?

It's okay if you forgot...

If you didn't know...

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You couldn't burn it with fluid and a flame?

Your President in pictures with a KKK member......

Of Monatic Alba and then Pierre Cardin also ran,
peddling gilets and other such icons where it began...

You make the mess and want us to clean it?

Isn't it enough...

Men are wearing a brassiere...

Sparrowsong...

Umm umm...

Phone...

Who is it?

Someone about a Give a away...

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose
Snow...

Thousands of people all doing the exact same
Pushing their luggage bags like it's a game
All...

On a remote farm there was a randy rooster
Who got one day very close to a battery booster
...

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer.
He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa...

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...