Funny

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only...

As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...

I was so scared that my hair turned gray.
All because I wore white after Labor Day.
I was so...

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
You wanted a batch of...

Joan of Arc
Spoke to Mark
Had a lark
In a park

Nine months went...

Parts of the body seem to come in twos
Why should this be I'm looking for clues
...

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...