Funny

On a remote farm there was a randy rooster
Who got one day very close to a battery booster
...

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer.
He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa...

I once knew a chef and his surname is Cook
Of all the names out there it was rotten luck
In...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...