Funny

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

My man Chester is a real good mate
He eats old ham well past the sell by date
The new castle...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only...

As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...

I was so scared that my hair turned gray.
All because I wore white after Labor Day.
I was so...

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
You wanted a batch of...

Joan of Arc
Spoke to Mark
Had a lark
In a park

Nine months went...

Parts of the body seem to come in twos
Why should this be I'm looking for clues
...

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...

This is the day that I sure have been dreading.
I'm in a church and this is a shotgun wedding....

He always showed up to help people who were in danger.
But I was too smart and I shot and killed The...

When Luke Skywalker visited our planet and my restaurant, he died.
Chewbacca and Leia were furious...