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Lacy Warfield

This poem was inspired by "Superman IV: The Quest For Peace"

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only person on earth who can breathe in outer space.
And when I'm in outer space, gravity applies to me because I can fall.
This damn movie that I'm starring in doesn't make any sense at all.
When Superman got scratched on the neck, it turned him into an old man.
You would think that couldn't happen but in this retarded movie, it can.
The Man of Steel is invulnerable and he shouldn't be able to fail.
But Superman lost a fight because of Nuclear Man's fingernails.
When the writers wrote this screenplay, what the hell were they thinking?
While they wrote this script, they were probably doing a lot of drinking.

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!...a more perfect review of this film could not be accomplished.....thank you so much for the smiles my friend.....I needed them today!!......ALL STARS!!....a pleasure dear poet brother!....LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo  : )

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