Funny

I made a mistake when I asked the wrong lady for a date.
I never knew that a man could end up...

I'm an ex-prizefighter and my name is Glass Joe.
If you're wondering if I could win fights, the...

When I told my wife that her dad bought the farm, she thought he died.
But he actually bought a farm...

My wife is extremely bad at playing the violin.
I hope that I go deaf and can never hear again....

She flew to the Cuckoos nest coz she thought that he would be there

But alas he had ran away and...

I remember in the first days
When I was still in my old ways
A new sensation I'd never felt...

Amber and Serina

Well a car pulls up, motor turns off,
car doors slam, engine coughs....

I'm sorry to say that I have a houseguest.
The asshole is a troublemaker and a pest.
He...

There is a place not that is not far away or as close as can be

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it...

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding...

Used car salesmen make good Congressmen because they're both crooks.
I own a used car lot and if you...

I love to giggle it makes me feel great
When I want to giggle I really can't wait
It releases...

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...