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Joint Bank Account

Joint Bank Account

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last week and you're asking for you and I to have a joint bank account.
I'll give you my answer and the answer is hell no.
If I said yes, the amount that I would have is zero.
Every time you go shopping, the amount you spend is pretty steep.
I have $100,000 in the bank and that money is what I intend to keep.
As soon as we got married, your rich father cut you off.
When you spend money, you're like a pig at its trough.
You want a joint bank account so that you can buy a car, a diamond ring and a designer gown.
If I said yes to what you want, the amount of money that I have in the bank would go way down.
You won't shut up and you're driving me right out of my skull.
I've had enough, you signed a prenup and I'm going to have our marriage annulled.
You say that when I get an annulment, you'll go live with your father again.
But he has changed the locks on his doors because of how much you spend.
He's glad to be rid of you and when I get an annulment, so will I.
I hope I never meet another woman like you, I would rather die.

 

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