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JOAN AND MARK

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KIERAN1369

Ā 
Joan of Arc
Spoke to Mark
Had a lark
In a parkĀ 

Nine months wentĀ 
A big eventĀ 
In a tentĀ 
Baby was presentĀ 

Mark soon disappearedĀ 
Grew a beardĀ 
Which looked weird
Joan still perserveredĀ 

Baby and JoanĀ 
Were all alone
Decided to phone
Her mate Capone

Mark soon died
Capone committed homicideĀ 
Joan restored pride
Justice been rectified

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Tags: 
Baby Balance Deceit Fun Funny
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Nonsense Speculative
Topic: 
Humour
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