Funny

I love to giggle it makes me feel great
When I want to giggle I really can't wait
It releases...

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
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In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

I need to warn you about something you shouldn't do.
If you watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, it...

Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...

I want to share a story of mine.
It's about how to never have to wait in lines.
If you listen...

Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger
He bought a new car that was a complete...

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran...

I was nearly killed and I'm damn lucky to be alive.
This Christmas my son won't get a Playstation 5...

That giggle that wiggle and a saucy laugh to boot,
Star of film, theatre and tv,
A naughty...

Where ken means know
And Barry isn’t a man
A radge isn’t a pregnant fish
Eating haggis...

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...

Santa bounced off our roof last night!
Gave the Mrs. and I quite a fright!
Went out to see...

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
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Studies were done before people actually researched...

Many probably still haven't...

I was...