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“What’s big, pink allover with bright yellow dots”? 🤣

“What’s big, pink allover with bright yellow dots”? 🤣

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t like soap and water so he is a little bit smelly
                         
You can find him day and night slouched watching the telly...
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Blobby is pink all over with bright yellow dots

looking like a marshmallow candy with sunshine spots

and when he clowns around for all the teeny tiny tots

he unravels silly string that’s he’s tied up in knots
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Blobby worked with the big top until he was ten

But he got the sack from the ring leader and never worked again

Mind you he still does a stint on the street corner every now and then

And out of all the other crazy clowns he was the best comedienne...

 

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A Lonely Journey

Jillian!! 
I LOVE that! You're so cute! 
That made me smile. You really have a wonderful mind. 

Hugs, 
Matthew. 

PS. When I read the title I thought it was going to be about an enlarged spleen that has incurred an infection, and must be removed...but I like yours better! M. 

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Jill Tait

Teehee well we gotta find fun thru it all luv ty so much as always 💙💙💙

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A Lonely Journey

Thank you, my friend. 
And you do create so much joy here, and in life, so thank you. 
You're great. 
M. 
 

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Jill Tait

Awww I’d luv to think I could bring a little bit of joy to readers so Thanking you kindly and you too Matthew 🤣😂💙

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A Lonely Journey

Thanks Jillian! 
I'm so glad we're friends! M. 

PS. I think I have a carrot cake lodged in my nostril. 

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Jill Tait

Awww n lol u crazy funny  dude🤣💙😂💙

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Shaun Cronick

Jill  thanks for your well written and funny memories of Mr Blobby.
You should post a copy to Noel Edmonds I bet he'll enjoy it too!
Blobby was my daughter's favourite on his show and couldn't wait every early Saturday night.
I pinned this for her to read and relive those funny memories.
Take care , stay safe and many thanks Jill for a trip down memory lane!!!
 

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Jill Tait

Teehee he just came into my head lol 🤣💕❤️💙

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