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...Knit one row...purl another...🤣

...Knit one row...purl another...🤣

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding from the spool..Ā 

Everything was going very well until she got to the heel

Then as she tried her best to follow the pattern it was a difficult ordeal...

ā€œAh well I’ll knit on, perhaps this can be a scarfā€Ā 

She said out loud as her partner had a laugh..

...Well knit one.. purl another.. nine hundred times or more..

But by this time her arms were getting so sore..Ā 

Next she put her knitting down and had a little rest...

Then when she woke up she felt a chilly air and wished she had a woolly vest..Ā 

Well she took a look at her knitting and noticed it was very long...

Yet as she thought about a scarf...it was too wide and much too wrong!!

ā€œMaybe’s if you half the length by folding it in two...it would look like a vest...if you knew what to doā€Ā 

...said her Husband with a glint in his eye...but as she listened to him she thought well perhap’s I’ll try...

So she got out some thread and she sewed up her creation...just up to the arm holes..Ā 

She got such satisfaction from her stimulation..Ā 

The leaving two gaps opposite each side..approximately seven inches long and about two inches wide..Ā 

Sewing up the rest and joining some stitches on both shoulders...

Wow this woolly vest was gonna be cozy on her ā€˜Boulder holders’ ...

Oh my God I’m impressedā€ said her man..Ā 

ā€œThat vest is so cool I’m pleased you followed my plan!!ā€

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