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The runny noses

The runny noses

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus and her large family of runny noses

I know what you will be thinking as you picture this in your mind,
people with snotty nasal snouts constantly running of a kind

Well then you would be completely wrong ,infact that couldn’t be further from the truth..
You see these are friendly, furry creatures with only one massive front tooth

Tho the strange thing is you cannot see the tooth, it is behind the runny nose..
Actually the only way to spy the tooth is when the runny nose blows

Cute cuddly runny noses, they love to live betwixt coloured flowers, where they will shovel petals and pollen in their long snouts for hours and hours

So when your garden is a’blooming full of colourful little buds, keep your ears close to the flower beds and listen for some thuds

I see them all the time,  especially when I’m watering with my garden hoses..
but I guess I’m just a lucky duck to see the runny noses...

 

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Jill Tait

Hahaha 🤣❤️💙❤️

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