Nowhere land 🤣

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it fascinates me

You can travel there by ship with that wind in your sail or board an aeroplane with wings, even an express train on a monorail

But whichever way you journey that Nowhere land isn’t too far away, so if you buy a return ticket you can get there and back in the same day

Now upon the hilly mountains on this stubby strange land that I mention, there are the weirdest and wonderful animals from amidst any invention

Humpbacked hyena like llama things that snort with a sneeze with four flimsy, feathered wings

One has to be very careful where they tread on Nowhere land’s rich ripe red snow, coz there is stinky,  smelly minefields in the yellow rivers that flow

So it reeks of sulphur all day long but when you’ve been there a couple of hours, well you will not notice this pong

Nowhere land where the boys are so shy and all the old folks where absolutely nothing but a happy teardrop in their eye

Me Oh my they have bits hanging low tied up with a green ribbon that is a great big bow

There is nothing much to do and no space to do it in and nobody washes much so they’ve all got grubby skin