Funny

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran...

I was nearly killed and I'm damn lucky to be alive.
This Christmas my son won't get a Playstation 5...

That giggle that wiggle and a saucy laugh to boot,
Star of film, theatre and tv,
A naughty...

Where ken means know
And Barry isn’t a man
A radge isn’t a pregnant fish
Eating haggis...

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...

Santa bounced off our roof last night!
Gave the Mrs. and I quite a fright!
Went out to see...

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
...

Studies were done before people actually researched...

Many probably still haven't...

I was...

Can you imagine someone still leaves washing out for several days in this late changeable autumn? A real...

Part of my youth died with me yesterday
The comedian Bobby Ball sadly passed away
His cheeky...

My wife thought she could keep me under her thumb.
She thought she would be my boss but she is...

I remember it all so clearly now,
The words he spoke to me
They all came from this bird I saw...

Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

I once was here but now I'm not,
Don't worry about me I just snuck off to smoke some pot.
I...

Let me tell you all about Richard Cable
Not hospital born but actually in a stable
Since...

I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled.
But she dumped me flat...