Funny

Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

I once was here but now I'm not,
Don't worry about me I just snuck off to smoke some pot.
I...

Let me tell you all about Richard Cable
Not hospital born but actually in a stable
Since...

I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled.
But she dumped me flat...

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....

During times of listening, when you need to pull out stops,
A law imposed by governments, and...

Fantastic, ridiculous, crazy cravings
I lie there with my eyes glazing
giggling and laughing...

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...

A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no...

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.
I've smoked for thirty-seven years...

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...