Funny

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I though voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you....

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who...

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

In nine months
we'll probably see
many people
with a bigger family tree

Woke up as a rabbit;
Buck teeth, claws, wild whiskers,
Those carrot snacks reacted;
I...

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...

When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...

Alice is making a cake for me today
Going to be interesting I have to say
Never has she made...

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what...

The barber shop for a quick crop,
Long locks need a trim,
A considerable while to snip and...