Funny

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and...

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

This is a riddle
Wait and see
What you are looking for
Iives in a tree
...

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I though voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you....

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

I'm furious and I had a falling out with my father and mother.
I'm angry because they can't keep...

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.
He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out...

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who...