Funny

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....

During times of listening, when you need to pull out stops,
A law imposed by governments, and...

Fantastic, ridiculous, crazy cravings
I lie there with my eyes glazing
giggling and laughing...

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...

A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no...

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.
I've smoked for thirty-seven years...

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...