Funny

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.
I've smoked for thirty-seven years...

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and...

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

This is a riddle
Wait and see
What you are looking for
Iives in a tree
...

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I though voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you....

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...