Screen Door On A Submarine

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my submarine.
My submarine filled up with water.
I wanted to strangle my daughter.
I managed to get out alive.
But none of my crew survived.
When I confronted my daughter, she blamed me.
She said that I should've noticed the screen door before going in the sea.
I guess that I am a little guilty but it was still a dumb thing for her to do.
Now my daughter has a large bruise on her ass that came from my shoe.
When I kicked her in the ass, a valuable lesson was what I taught her.
If you need a door to be put on your submarine, don't hire my daughter.