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Wibbly wobbly jelly?

Wibbly wobbly jelly?

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land in a state
Coagulated clots of gelatine isn’t nice on your floor when it treads with peoples footsteps and ends up an eyesore

So take my advice and spoon your juicy jelly on a dish with the lips around the edge it has nowhere to swish
I learned the hard way and should have heeded this.. I wish
But I was too damn late my feet stepped into sticky squish

Mind you wiggle waggle jiggly jelly is nice to eat
It slips down as it slides and it is succulent and sweet
Strawberry jelly with custard can be a child’s teatime treat
Just put it in a bowl you do not want it on your seat

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