Smoking Does Stunt a Person's Growth

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.
I've smoked for thirty-seven years and I only stand four-feet-two.
People like to pick on me and many have called me a shrimp.
They soon discover that even though I'm short, I'm not a wimp.
I have trouble punching people's faces but I can easily kick them in the balls.
When that happens, they stop making fun of me for being four-feet-two tall.
When I kicked a woman in the balls, I suddenly remembered that she had no balls to kick.
She beat the living Hell out of me and then she spat on me and called me a little prick.
I have something to say and it's not a joke.
Unless you want to be very short, don't smoke.