My Shotgun Wedding

This is the day that I sure have been dreading.
I'm in a church and this is a shotgun wedding.
If you're wondering if I want to get married, I don't.
But the woman's father will murder me if I won't.
When he demanded that I marry her, I said no.
The jerk shot my foot and blew off my big toe.
She's so ugly that she cracks mirrors and no man wants to marry her.
A shot gun is pointed at my head, if I say no, I'll be put six feet under.
When I tried to run away, her damn father cut off my balls.
Now I'm a eunuch and I don't like that, I don't like it at all.
I'm very nervous and scared, I don't like this asswipe and I truly do hate his shotgun.
He has another ugly daughter and if he wants to find her a husband, you'd better run.