Poem -

CHEESE GRATER

Oh no she has opened the fridge door 
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has taken a big chunk of cheese
Will need grating and she doesn't say please 

That hard cheese is now against my hole
She is the one with such total control 
Out of my bottom the cheese is in a slice
I have paid I feel the ultimate sacrifice 

Putting the cheese in bread she has a smile
My existence to her has proved worthwhile 
I will go now and I'm sure to be used later 
It really is so hard being a cheese grater

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