Nonfiction

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You Were Supposed To Be My...

This poem was inspired by a true story about what happened to...

You Were Supposed To Be My Friend

I sold my motorcycle for nine hundred bucks and it disappeared because you stole it.
You expected me...

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2023

2023

Last night we said goodbye to 2022.
Out with the old and in with the new.
The new year is...

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Bernard's Birthday

Dedicated to Bernard Cribbins (1928-2022) who died on July 27,...

Bernard's Birthday

You were a talented British actor but sadly, not anymore.
If you hadn't died, today you would've...

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The 30th Anniversary Of...

Dedicated to Michael Robbins (1930-1992) who died on December...

The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins' Death

You starred in "The Visitation" which was an episode of Doctor Who.
Your life ended thirty years ago...

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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part X

Dedicated to Agnes Marie Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on...

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part X

It has been an entire decade since we last spent Christmas together.
Less than three months later,...

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Jason David Frank

Dedicated to Jason David Frank (1973-2022) who died on November...

Jason David Frank

When it came to millions of children, this man was no stranger.
Kids loved to watch him on "Mighty...

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I'm Thankful To Have...

When it comes to being thankful this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful to have The Lord.
When it comes to...

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Vulnerability, Vultures and...

This poem was inspired by the people in my life who always...

Vulnerability, Vultures and Vast Emptiness

I can feel them
Gnawing at my brain
Fighting for the space
Pulling me down the rabbit...

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Rev. Eugene Williams

Dedicated to Eugene Williams (1931-2020) who died on October 1...

When my uncle married your daughter in 1975, you became his father-in-law.
Your daughter gave birth...

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111 Months

Dedicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died on July 13...

111 Months

You were diagnosed with Leukemia and sadly, you didn't survive.
If you hadn't died 111 months ago,...

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Angela Lansbury

Dedicated to Angela Lansbury (1925-2022) who died on October 11...

Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury has perished after living for nearly ninety-seven years.
In 1948, she starred in "...

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John Brown's 52nd...

Dedicated to John Brown (1970-2019) who died on June 3, 2019.

John Brown's 52nd Birthday

John Brown died in 2019, it's sad and it's true.
If he hadn't died, today he would've turned 52....

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The 25th Anniversary of...

Dedicated to Stacy Brooks (1972-1997) who died a quarter of a...

The 25th Anniversary of Stacy Brooks' Death

If you're wondering how long it took for a man to die after crashing a car, five days was how long it took...

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Diana, Princess of Wales

Dedicated to Princess Diana Spencer (1961-1997) who died a...

Diana, Princess of Wales

Princess Diana was born in England and died in France.
When she was in a car crash, she didn't have...

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The 9th Anniversary

Dedicated to Agnes (2011-2020) who I adopted nine years ago...

The 9th Anniversary

It has been nine years since I adopted her.
She was like a daughter and that's for sure.
We...

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The Second Anniversary

Dedicated to Hazel who I bought two years ago today on August...

The Second Anniversary

When I advertised for a Chihuahua on Craigslist, I had good luck.
I was able to buy another dog and...