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Humour

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"Extra! Extra! Read...

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

Not a crock of ... but bull heave me,
you heard (read) right here from me
the horse's mouth...

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ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT...

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along...

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LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

LISTS ARE VERY HELPFUL

To be added to a List sure makes it easy and allows more free time...

With a List things are very...

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YOU’VE LOST WEIGHT

YOU’VE LOST WEIGHT

Hey Wilford, is that you a voice whispered from behind.

Wilford..
I will ignore her, don't...

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Calling the Bluff

Yes, I do have
a few obsessional traits ..
I also have
a dozen or so machetes,...

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CHANGE THE NAME

CHANGE THE NAME

Election Year?

Sounds like before every Election truths have a way of coming out...

They...

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IS IT A HAT THING?

Who's next to hold the Pickle Jar?

Seems like it's been passed more than Diddydiddycomahoo......

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WHERE DID THE MEMO GO?

WHERE DID THE MEMO GO?

We heard the message?

Why did only one side hear it?

Their side didn't and it's that side...

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Laughter Lines

Laughter Lines

It's dinner time - so I'll have 'mustard for the bustard'
my father-in-law said: 'don't be so,' I...

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The humble cockroach -

The humble cockroach -

Survival of one wreath speck table insect,
(poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak)
thus...

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FROM THE MOUTHS OF CELEBRITIES

How many have flip flopped too?

Some claim she's good for the working class...

Most of...

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ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT

One of the first to yell...

​​​​​​One of the first to have left the Basket...

They all have...

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I'm not perfect

I'm not perfect

I fall.
I rise.
I make mistakes.
I live.
I learn.
I've been hurt but I'm...

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EXPENSIVE DIRT

What can you grow in this?

Is it even edible?

Who's really paying for this?

Is that...

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My World

Art especially made for this poem.

My World

If I could write one single play
and share it with the world
it would be all about the...

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JOY!

We got it...

JOY! JOY! JOY!

I'm sure that's what they say every time they are spending...