20 Things I would like to tell my 10 year old self

Enjoy being 10, colouring books are a lot more fun than council tax!
Clean your room, it teaches you good practice for the future
Stop playing kiss chase in the playground and eat your lunch instead, the boys just want kisses and sandwiches are more important, boys DO have cooties.
Don’t let the bullies get ya, you’re just a caterpillar now, one day you’re going to transform into a beautiful butterfly and the boys that are bullying you now because you’ve got freckles will be crawling into your direct messages on Instagram begging you to Netflix and chill (you don’t know what Instagram is yet, or Netflix n chill, but you will, everybody does)
Keep the fuck away from social media, it’s mind numbing, boring and addictive – it will take up so much of your time and you won’t even realise it, don’t scroll through pictures of other people’s lives when you’ve got so much of your own life to live. (Seriously)
Eat what you want, in this day, everyone’s worried about their weight and don’t know whether its cooler to be skinny or fat – it literally doesn’t matter, you’ll be alright regardless, so if you want another biscuit, have one.
Don’t put lip gloss on in the morning to impress the boys at school – put it on to impress your reflection
A school is just a building. Education is what you make it and your mind is a wonderful thing.
Surround yourself with people that add value to your life, if they don’t, kick ‘em out of it
The girl in the magazine does not look like that.
Enjoy your own company and explore your hobbies
You’re an emotional creature, it’s okay to cry
Get off the game-cube, the sun’s out, Saffron!
Be honest
You can’t help everybody, some people have drama and negative energy following them around like a black cloud above the head, don’t focus all your positivity into one person, they won’t listen to you, it’s all they know.
Lose your virginity to somebody you love
You probably aren’t going to be a vet when you grow up
Make Nanny Linda a cup of tea with 1 sugar every time she asks you to, I know it’s a ball ache, just do it.
Avoid anyone called Josh
The chick who seems cool down the road from your moms, is not cool, proper weirdo, don’t be her friend