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Poetess and the Pussy

Satire

Poetess and the Pussy

 
A great Poet once told me

“those who have never experienced madness
at least once in their lives, have never lived”
 
so here goes,
one Sunday evening
whilst I was rummaging through a garbage bin down town
looking for a snack

I was tapped on the shoulder
by a cat

he said… “eh up, save something for me”

I replied…
I hate my life; I want to die

to be honest, I can’t believe I shared that with a cat
 
the cat, then replied…
well at least when your gone your gone
I’ve got eight more f…… lives to live.
 

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Shirley Harrison

I had a sneaky feeling you would enjoy this lol happy Saturday dear Rory. 🌹 Thank you Sir. 

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Rory McGinlay

Oh, predicable now is it? Jokes, lol. Great work, friend 

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Being Me

Hahaha...oh, very good! Dark humour ... wonderfully done x

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Shirley Harrison

Thank you so.much being me, so very kind of you to come and Say.  🌹

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Marion

Truly love this Shirley, fabulous write. Being an animal lover I truly believe animals understand and forgive the madness of humans and are the most perfect of company.  And for me, you have expressed  the cat personality perfectly. I have long thought my cats silently swear prolifically lol. 
Brought a smile... thankyou x

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Shirley Harrison

My dear Marion, lol I bet he does. Thank you so much for being so kind and fun. Happy Saturday dear poetess. 🌹

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Marion

Thankyou for making it fun 😊😊

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Shirley Harrison

lol such a fun reply, thank you dear Mark. I'm Puuuuuring here. 🌹

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Nine Eleven

Love this Shirley,  black humor for our restless souls.
 

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Shirley Harrison

Thank you so much, I'm so thrilled you have enjoyed this, yes we all need light relief from real life. Restless souls is so true. Thank you so much. 🌹

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

Are we sure any of us isn't part cat?

I'm not so certain it's just cats...

Lol!

Hilarious write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

 

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Shirley Harrison

lol thank you for such a fun reply dear sparrowsong, I'm a tiger and very proud 😂 thank you... 🌹

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Matthew Zeccola

You’ve got a wonderful mind, Shirley. Really enjoyed that! M. 

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Shirley Harrison

Thank you so much, this is one of my personal favourites, it's very kind of you to come by here. Thank you dear.Mathew 🌹

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Lee Robbins

A gorgeous slip into dark humour. Love this, Shirley.🌺

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Shirley Harrison

Thank you so much Lee, I was born in London my mum was from croydon we lived in the south, I  lived there until the ripe old age of 28, I know all there is to know about dark humour 🤣 thank you so much for coming by here, this is one of my personal favourite poems. Thank you... 🌹

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John Loopstra

Now I know why I have always been a servant to cats... I am just away for them to get through another life🤣 lol

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Shirley Harrison

lol hello dear John, very nice to meet you. 9 lives? Oh nooooo thanks. 🤣 Thank you so much for coming by with such great spirit to one of my personal favourite poems. 🌹

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John Loopstra

Well, if they offer me ten more lives with my wife (of 38 years) I'd say yes, I do, but otherwise indeed I'll pass😂

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Shirley Harrison

That's a beautiful reason to have more lives, congratulations on your long lasting love with your dear wife. It's becoming rare these days, something to celebrate 🥂 

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