Poem -

Gender Gapping

Gender Gapping

In the battle 
of sexual siege warfare 
the male gender
of which I am a member
is always out deprived
in attrition battles
by the feminine side
cause they got their sex drive
on a much tighter leash
than we perpetually in heat mutts do

And yet we persist..

Cause we boys can be so competitive..

Even when we know we can't win
we gotta ride our stubbornness
right off the blue balls cliff..

Losing the battle AND the war

 

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thomas3535

I can relate immensely, lol you should read my poem Im not woke so FU its similar

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