Contest Entries

Someone's here...

Are you expecting Company?

Turn up the Television...

​​​​We can't...

Yours truly and the wife
tended to some errands,
which included going
to the Limerick...

You became Myth...

You became Legend...

You knew the entire Story before the rest of the...

Did you feel it?
when I slipped your palms.
Did you realize it?
When I used your blind...

He was there right in front of me
he was the first thing I saw
on that...

It all starts with a girl.

That is the story of my life.

A life before I completed my...

Arise, my child, from slumber’s grip
And listen to these words of mine
I’ve loved you with...

the yeast you could do
for a crusty and crabby old man,
(who I know
like the back of...

Driving down Dizzy Street
I took a turn for the worse

Navigated right off the damn map...

We the mega cool
chosen people
of the realm
do proclaim
the absolute divinity...

When Dad got Leukemia, he put up a fight.
He took chemo but lost his battle 12 years ago tonight....

People get offended when you laugh at them...

They don't think you find them funny?

Were...

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

The Collector
of slights, insolence,
and impertinence
conducts his analysis
...

Time to apply
a little cost/benefit analysis
like the good bean counter I be
to a...

One is never enough...

How cute...

Another willing participant...

Please have a...