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Orange You Glad

Red & Yellow…

Orange You Glad

I will live up to being the man they already think I am.

Im mustarding up the courage…

I will live up to being the man they already think I am.

Im playing ketchup…

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RG

Thank you for enjoying, I felt it was a little cheesy but then realized it’s a good laugh with some serious reflection… ā˜€ļøšŸŒž

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Being Me

LOLĀ  Ā Very good!Ā  x

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RG

Thanks Tina, every now and then I channel my class 🤔 clown! 

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Neville

Saucy but nice ..
Tabasco, where no man has dared to go before, she said ..
I relish the thought, he replied ..
Mayo word we are a pair of silly pickles aren't we ..

Sorry,Ā I don't know what has just come over me Rob :)Ā 

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RG

You Pun Ninja you, blinged out in carrots, only break to pea, water you up to you saucy condiment! Lmfao. Thanks for being your funny self Nev !Ā 

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