Ice Ice Babies

When I grow up
I'm gonna aspire
to roll as a brave ICE agent

I see those quasi military
front line warriors
on the news daily
who inspire
ignorant fat slobs like me
that even we can be
well paid
defenders of democracy
from the criminal hordes
who crossed our open borders
during the come one, come all 
Sleepy Joe reign

The whole discredited
huddled masses
yearning to be free stain
on our homogeneity 

I wanna be 
a masked avenger
on the front lines
battling these dark alien
scapegoat invaders

Men, women, and children
guilty of the heinous crime
of not being born here

These drains on society
with their gang banging
white women raping
drug dealing ways
will be tagged
caged and deported
to make America Safe Again
behind our wall
of glorious
uni cultural insulation