Poem -

19 Years of Mess

I was born a fool,
Thereā€™s nothing I can do
Every mistake,
I ever make,
Is never bloody new.Ā 

I was raised very well,
Not known to rebel,
If another boy,
Had stole a toy,
Iā€™d be the first to tell.Ā 

My early teens turned weird,
These years I kind of feared,
I didnā€™t hide,
But stayed inside,
To watch screens and disappear.Ā 

School exams are stress,
Iā€™ve turned into a mess,
Popping pills,
For dangerous thrills,
Life revolves around the sesh.Ā 

I got straight into working,
My boss always beserking,
But my shifts are quick,
Colleagues are sick,
And I quit being a junky.Ā 

Earth started with Pangea,
And now I end up here,
In love with a girl,
Like a pirate and pearls,
Sheā€™s found me from Latvia.Ā 

I stood out on a deck,
By a lake in northern Quebec,
Now a lifeguard,
And a tryhard,
Best summer - and I got a paycheck.Ā 

Iā€™m back home and I frown,
Feeling very down,
My summer had itā€™s cost,
Her love has been lost,
I thought we were still sound.Ā 

Thatā€™s all I have to say,
Things just arenā€™t going my way,
Not properly feeding,
And my arse is bleeding,
But tomorrowā€™s a better today.Ā 

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