Poem -
43 Boxes of Cap't Crunch
If I could get back the dollars I've spent
I'd be an extremely rich man
Buying stuff just because it's on sale
Then storing it is not a good plan
Got eighty-three of cans of vegetable soup
Forty-three boxes of Captain Crunch
Even if I live to a hundred and twenty
We'll still have breakfast and lunch
Some people have a rainy day mentality
You never know what's just up ahead
But more than six hundred boxes of Kraft Dinner
Could keep a damn army fed
Now I'm all for spending my money wisely
But this concept blows my mind
Can't eat all the food that we've got stored
But the mice think I'm very kind
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Comments
Lol Jack my cubbord has so many canned items I could start a store myself
lol I say plan ahead lol angel can never have enough lol.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! (said in an ominous voice from beyond) oooooooo! Happy day from Happy Jack XOX
Captain, my captain how I miss my Captain. Since going on insulin I can't eat him anymore. :( awesome ink Mr Happy
Aw, diabetes is so prevalent in today'sΒ world! Sorry for you Miss Sweetheart!!! I've been fortunate to haveΒ avoided this plague! Hope your day is sun-filled and happy Miss Lisa/Linda! Tons of that lovey stuff, Happy Jack XOX
Well at least one of us is prepared for doomsday...
And besides, Rodent Philanthropy is a very ancient and respected form of charity. feel proud to share a spot with Marco Polo, Temze Mbwanze, and Dr. James Whiteacre.
-Nice to see you Jack.
Thank you, my friend!!! We must look after those wee critters! After all, rodents are people too!!! LOL Thanks for comments! LOL