The 6 Year Old Stud

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 80 years of practice
Well actually didn't start till I was six
Late but finally found the girlies attractive

Actually I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
They wanted to play with dollies

But my dollies weren't made out of paper
They had cute little bums and stuff
Smelled a whole lot better than a football
I actually couldn't get enough

Eventually I was known as the local stud
Was written up in all the papers
A freak of nature but I was having a ball
Renowned for my neighbour capers