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A $100 TIP

A $100 TIP

Went to a newly opened restaurant the other day
The food was A+++ BUT our waitress was A+++PLUSER I'd say
Holy yummy tasty omelette
Broke into a real cold sweat
And for extra good service, gave this sweetie $100 tip BTW!

 

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Jack Ellison

Now this wasn't "partly" true, this was the TRUTH, the WHOLE TRUTH, and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!! lol xxx

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Ibidun

Cool and fun experience.

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Jack Ellison

Hey you can't say I don't appreciate GOOD service!!! LOL

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Jack Ellison

Going back VERY soon!!! LOL Thanks for dropping by Greg! CHEERS!

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