A Big Fat Kiss On The Kisser

The shortest distance between two lovers

Is a big fat kiss on the kisser

There's no greater scrumptious yummy feeling

For the receiver as well as the giver

How to describe this most enjoyable feeling

No words can do it justice

It's the ultimate joy a human can experience

Except for a smack on the buttocks

Okay Mr. Ellison, settle down, my friend

You're scaring all of the wee folk

There's more to our lives than a roll in the hay

Is this some kind of a joke

So I repeat... the shortest distance between

Two lovers is a big fat kiss

I'd rather indulge in such delicious activity

It's my all time favourite wish