A COSMO'S REDRUM

Much to Dean Kuch's Delight
A Fictional Edgar Allen Poe Murder
Occured
With a Veteran Cosmo Poet
being the perpetrator 
of the ghastly  Plight

Some say it was an artistic disagreement
While others blamed it on love
though as of yet there is no bereavement
Unlike OJ  the hand will fit the glove

There is a writer out there
who did the killing with their pen
it was done with such passion and  flair
that it leaves the question to what mental state they were in

The Victim was an Imaginary writer
that no one even knew
Obviously not much of a fighter
as he was found "pants down" in the loo

Horror would like to be this Poem's Topic
Though Comedy  should really have first "pick"
As it mimics a Peter Seller's biopic
similar  to A "Pink Panther's " Laughable flick