A Down To Earth Type Elf

When you get right down to it

That's exactly where I'll be

A truly down to earth kinda elf

Pretence is not for me

Others try to show a bravado

They think it's what ladies like

It's very true some of 'em do

But more ladies like the tender type

When a man cries, the girlies swoon

Cuddle you to make you better

The mother instinct is surely at work

Right on down to the letter

It isn't difficult, should come natural

Just gotta try being yourself

Girlies aren't looking for a hero type

Just a down to earth type elf

So now you know how to score

A big hit with all the dear ladies

Just be yourself, stop trying so hard

You'll find the one, no maybes