Poem -

A Favor

Remember the other day
When you asked which flavor
Of lip gloss you should use
Well I kind of need a favor

I have a date tonight
This guy is really hot
Will you tell me what I should wear
And what I should not

Awe really what's his name
I don't know if I should say
Oh come on you can tell me
No, I'll show you okay

The guy I'm going out with
Is really none other
Are you for real
Girl that's my brother

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