A Giggle In Your Old Gazoo

My goal each day is to put a smile on your face

And a giggle in your old gazoo

Don't ask me where your gazoo is located

I think it sounds naughty, don't you!

Well now that I've got your attention, my friends

Sending you a big whoop whoop!

Bunches of giggles with some love mixed in

At times I even talk about poop!

Censors are always on the alert for some smut

Disguise it with some serious stuff

If you read between the lines you'll find it there

As I sit here typing in the buff!

Hey I just thought of where your gazoo could be

If I can just get by these old censors

It's just a bit below the centre of your yahoo

And it's held up by your suspenders!

Well, if all of a sudden my name disappears

From the member list on the site

I'll be sitting here lonely, please drop me a line

I promise I'll be real polite!